A British-born babe of Indian ethnicity, hottie Hannah Simone lived in as disparate places as Canada, Saudi Arabia, Cyprus and India in her youth—and now that she’s all grown up (in all the right places), Simone’s spread herself across an equally varied inventory of media forms. Hannah was a teenage model before becoming a human rights and refugee officer for the United Nations. Breaking into TV, she showed off her UNbelievable body as host of the HGTV Canada show Space for Living, before becoming a a VJ for MuchMusic in Canada. But gamers might recognize her as the co-host of the SyFy channel’s gaming reality series WCG Ultimate Gamer. When she was done making us toggle our joysticks, the magazine cover girl moved to scripted television, appearing in Kevin Hill, the Kojack reboot, and the aptly named Beautiful People. But Hannah is far and away best known for playing Cece Parekh, a fashion model and best friend of Zooey Deschanel’s adorkable character Jess in New Girl. While she doesn’t let us see-see all of her beautiful body, in a scene where two inept goofballs circle her like a couple of horny vag-vultures and make some pretty pathetic attempts at attracting her interest, we do get to see her in a floral bikini while she sunbathes. Suddenly, there were a whole lot of vitamins rushing to our D. Later, we see her boyfriend Schmidt talking to her pushup bra covered cleavage, referring to them as “Harold and Kumar” and telling them he can’t go to White Castle. Hannah made the move to the big screen with the American remake of Oldboy (2013), then joined fellow insatiably sexy actress of Indian descent Tiya Sircar in Miss India America (2015). She tried to kill Arnold Schwarzenegger in the assassin mockumentary Killing Gunther (2017), but in all these movies, Hannah keeps her ass in pants, never giving us a single nude scene! She plays an office worker who goes out with, but ultimately rejects the steroid fueled sexual advances of The Bash Brothers in the “Oakland Nights” segment of Andy Samberg’s music video extravaganza, The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience (2019). Even though she’s been in almost every type of media imaginable, this descendant of diverse cultures, lifelong world traveler and extensive philanthropist just won’t let us get a peek of those globe hopping globes.
